okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
I want a fic where Clint gets cursed to have extremely bad luck and he doesn’t even notice because he always has extremely bad luck.
What if all the Avengers get cursed with it, and they’re all like, “WTF is going on?!”
And they figure out what’s happening, and someone gets a hold of Clint, and he’s like, “Really? I didn’t notice anything different…”